Whoa, what the hell are you doing here?
I'm swooping in on your chick.
Wha-? No, dude, I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. this chick so I can shove it in Dee's face. What is this "swooping in" business?
Oh, that's my system, the M.A.C.: Move-in After Completion. I wait 'til you're done with them and I swoop in, give 'em a shoulder to cry on and then we hump.
You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?
Oh yeah, dude! I come in as the sensitive intellectual type. Why do you think I'm always reading books and shit when we do the spider routine?
I thought you were just my wingman.
No...no, I'm swimming in your wake.
What are you two dickheads doing here?
What are you doing here?
What do ya mean? I'm here for the scraps.
Frank, I haven't had a chance to get in there yet, okay? So just--
What do you--what's taking you so long?!
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, you have a system where you come in after Mac?
That's right. I come in after Mac, but he's taking like forever this time. I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad'a hundreds, I'm ready to plow!
You should see him feast. He's like a mantis. It's amazing.
Oh, that's good. Call me that from now on. Mantis.
No! Nobody's calling you Mantis-- [Frank makes mantis noises] Look, you guys gotta back off, okay? I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. this chick.
No, you back off--
Wait, wait, wait a second, Frank. He's right, it's a delicate ecosystem, we gotta--we gotta stick with it. Just let him do his thing and then we'll come in for seconds...and scraps. Just play it cool. Hurry up though.
Magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds. Idiot.
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