Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
“The Gang Exploits a Miracle” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (3), Dennis Reynolds (1)
[to Mac] You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
So... if you like the Virgin Mary, and you like beer, come on down to Paddy's Pub! We got 'em both.
[singing] I got the good lord goin' down on me!
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