[Carly and Freddie meet at the lockers.]
Has Sam shown up?
No. Nobody's seen her all day.
[whispers to Carly and Freddie] Psst! Over here.
[Carly and Freddie head over to Sam]
Where have you been?!
Getting stuff. [starts getting things out of her school bag] Here's a wig for you, [puts a wig on Carly's head] and a wig for you. [puts a wig on Freddie's head] Passport for Carly and a passport for this one. [gives them each a passport]
What's this stuff for?
We're blowing this country. We're heading to the airport and buying one-way tickets to Amsterdam.
Sam.
Well you wanna stay here in this country and go to Federal Prison for hacking into a secure communications network?!
How are we gonna pay for one-way tickets to Amsterdam?!
Pfft. [gets out a bag of jewelery] I got all my mom's engagement rings. Now let's head into a coin shop turn this bling into cash and get the fugde out of dodge.
[men in suits come round the corner]
Uhh, I think it might be too late for that.
Miss Shay, Mr Benson, Miss Puckett.
[In a deep manly voice] Puckett, uh, are you looking for Sam Puckett? She passed away. Funeral's Thursday bye. [begins to hurry off]
Miss Puckett.
[Sam stops and turns around]
[throws her backpack onto the floor] Alright. [gets on her knees with her hands behind her head] Put the cuffs on loose would ya? I don't like it when they dig into my wrist.
Just come with us. [Pulls Sam up]
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