[Carly is spray painting a plastic butt]
Hey Carly! I brought you some- [pauses and looks at what Carly is doing] What'ya doing?
[sounding tired and stressed] Spray painting this butt blue.
Any reason?
It's for a bit we're doing on iCarly tonight.
[sounding excited] A blue butt bit?!
[sounding annoyed] Yes, a blue butt bit!
Ah! I brought you some corn juice. [shows Carly the glass of juice]
[Carly shrugs her shoulders looking confused and still a bit annoyed and stressed]
See, I was just, hanging on my lawn, shacking some corn, and I thought to myself, "How come no one's ever thought to juice corn?" So I grab a juicer and-
[starts to yell at Spencer] MAYBE NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT TO JUICE CORN BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE HAVE BRAINS THAT FUNCTION NORMALLY! [Throws her spray painter on the table in anger]
Uhh.. [sounding really upset]
Oh.
Wh-
[starting to feel bad for yelling at him] Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! No, here, give me the cup..
[Spencer starts crying]
Come here, come here.. [gives Spencer a hug] No, I know, you didn't do anything wrong!
[Spencer grabs Carly's hair and uses it to wipe his eyes and blow his nose]
I'm just.. Sam and Freddie have been bugging me like ten times a day to referee every little argument they have, and I'm just... I'm under a lot of stress!
Okay. [blows his nose on his towel] But if Sam and Freddie keep getting on your nerves, then, why do you keep helping them?
Cause they're my friends, and... they're in this new relationship, and I.. I want them to be happy. [takes a sip of the corn juice and spits it back into the cup] Corn juice is awful!
Isn't it?!
[Gibby comes out of the elevator and Spencer walks off]
Gibbaaayyy!
Hey Gibby, you wanna help me with-
Shut up a sec!
[confused]What?
After the show, you gotta take the puppy to the vet, I think he's got an anxious bladder.
Why me?!
He's your dog too!
No, he's not! I never wanted a dog!
[Gibby starts crying]
I'm sorry! Come here! [gives Gibby a hug] Oh my god I'm a monster. You want some corn juice?
Yes please.
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