What's going on?!
That patient's trying to escape.
Urgh, I'm not trying to escape!
She checked herself in here!
And now I'm checking myself out. Now go get my bag or no tip.
You're under 18 years of age. You can't leave here without permission from a parent.
Dude! My mom's in Teowana having laser hair removal!
Where's your father?
You tell me!
Look sir, you gotta let her leave, we're doing iCarly tomorrow night.
i What?
It's a popular web show.
Can't be that popular if I've never heard of it.
It's not for old people.
Look! She stays, [drags Sam over to some doctors who try and take her back to her room] you people, leave.
[Freddie and Carly get dragged out by security guards]
Are you kidding me?!
Hey paws off! I'm the future vice president of the United States!
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