Accept it Carls, I've lost my mind.
What? You think just cause you like Freddie-
Urghh, don't say it outloud! [throws herself on her bed]
It's alright to say it outloud.
[puts her pillow over her head] No it's not!
Sam loves Freddie!!
Carly!
Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie!
Quit it.. Carly!
Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves-! [Sam catches her and covers her mouth]
[Freddie walks in a little confused]
There you guys are.
You get out!
[Carly tries to get free]
Licking my hand won't make me let go.
Sam c'mon, just... [Freddie helps Carly free]
Ewww! Why's your hand taste like peanuts and mud?
Cause yesterday I was outside playing in the mud eating peanuts.
I'm gonna leave this room, go wash my tongue, and you too, talk.
[Carly leaves and Sam and Freddie just stand still not knowing what to say]
I don't hear talking!
Why'd you come here?
To find out why you checked yourself into a mental hospital.
You wanna know why?
Kinda!
Because I hate you.
Then why'd you kiss me?
Because I-! ...I like you.
So you hate me, and you like me?
Now you see why I need to be in here?!
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