[Freddie, Carly and Gibby walk into the mental hospital]
Hi, welcome to Troubled Waters, how may I help you?
'Umm, we're here to see Sam Puckett?
Oh I'm sorry, Miss Puckett isn't accepting visitors.
[Caleb pokes his head out of the janitors closet]
Listen, we're like, really close friends with Sam.
Could we please just talk to her for a minute?
Just for a minute?
Promise.
No.
[Caleb walks over to Gibby]
Please get me some barilium nitrate and four metric tons of ionized quadrazine.
Sorry, I don't roll that way.
[Caleb walks off]
[Freddie and Carly pull Gibby over to one side]
Distract the nurse so we can go find Sam.
Think you can do that?
Umm.. Gibbay.
Go.
Good.
[Caleb walks up behind Freddie and Carly]
You can kick me anywhere below the waist and I won't feel it.
[slightly disturbed and confused] Why not?
My pants, are made of neutronium cotton. You don't believe me? Kick my thighs. [slaps his own thigh] Kick 'em hard.
Um..
We, uhh...
We don't, want to.
Liar!
[Caleb walks off and Freddie and Carly are left very confused]
Gibby; Gibbbaaayyyy!! [Gibby jumps over the front desk]
[Freddie and Carly take a step back in shock]
Oh my goodness, are you alrig- Argghhhh!!
Okay, I'll go this way.
No no, you go that way.
[Carly and Freddie push each other in speed and panic]
Oh fine, just, go go go!
Go!
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