*pulls off Dr. Van Gurbin's Bigfoot mask*
VGDr. Van Gurbin
Hey!
Dr. Van Gurbin?
Well, this is a Scooby Doo moment.
VGDr. Van Gurbin
I'm so sorry. See, my book wasn't selling well, and my dad always told me I would be a failure.
Your dad was right.
So you dressed up like Bigfoot just to create hype?
VGDr. Van Gurbin
Yes. So people would buy my new book. [takes out his book] Bigfoot.
[Sam smacks the book out off his hands]
VGDr. Van Gurbin
I had that coming.
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