(talking very fast) Freddie says "In 5, 4, 3, 2…", then points at us, then we introduce the show. Then after that we go to that wheel over there and do a bit called "Put that in your man purse", which you don't know about but just play along and you'll figure it out as we go.
Why doesn't Freddie say "in five, four, three, two, one"?
No one knows!
I know.
No one cares! Now hurry, take your jacket and glasses off!
But I look so sophisticated.
This is iCarly! We don't do sophisticated! (slaps Spencer lightly)
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