[As Gibby, who is sitting on a chair, puts on his sock, Carly picks up a bean bag chair and throws it aside. She picks up two water bottles.]
Hey, Carly.
Yeah?
Um– [Points on his foot] –is it weird if a guy grows hair between his toes?
Why? Do you?
No.
[Runs in] Carly! Did you see Sam's email?
No, what email?
She's in jail!
[Gibby stands up.]
What? What happened?
[Shows Carly something on his phone] She was at the jiffy mart, buying a snack, and a guy cut in front of her. So she shoved a hot chili dog down his pants, and it turns out the guy was an ambassador from Mexico.
[Groans angrily] Sam! So then what happened?
He yelled– [Speaks in Spanish] "Los frijoles calientes quema mis pantalones! Ohhhhh!"
No! I mean, with Sam!
[Speaks in English] Oh. Uh, the cops showed up and took her down to juvie.
[Carly groans angrily.]
Her mom's on her way there, but Sam says there's no way she's getting out till tomorrow.
So you're canceling iCarly?
Well, I don't see how we're gonna be able to do the show–
No, we're not canceling iCarly. We've never canceled the show, and my dad's watching it live tonight for the first time.
[Confused] I thought Spencer was your dad.
[Annoyed] Gibby!
Well, how are we gonna do the show without Sam?
[Gets an idea] Spencer!
[As Carly and Freddie run out of the studio, Gibby picks up scissors, sits down on the chair, and takes off his sock.]
Normal, here I come. [Starts cutting hair between his toes]
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