Sam would rather chew broken glass then go out on a date with me for a whole Saturday night, no way she's going through with this!
You asked Melanie.
OOOKAAAYYY. You can pretend I'm going on a date with Melanie, but I know... I've got a date with Sam. [chokes on smoothie and coughs it out]
What?!
I'VE GOT A DATE WITH SAM!
You wanna buy a pickle?
NO!
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