Come here, Freddie!
Leave me alone, Sam! Sam? What are you gonna--? [Sam pushes Freddie out of the room. He crawls to the other room, while Carly and Sam follow him. He gets up] That was assault!
Why are you quitting iCarly?
Yeah, why?
Well, 'cause-- 'Cause maybe I don't like the way Sam treats me!
Oh, come on.
Yeah, she's always putting me down, and calling me mean names, and every time I get an ice cream cone, she takes it and she licks it! She just licks it all over the place, just to bug me!
Great. Now what's the real reason?
Okay. Valerie wants to do a web show, and she asked me to be her tech producer.
So you're just gonna ditch iCarly for another web show?
That's competing against us?
Valerie's my girlfriend. What am I supposed to do?
[bluntly] Dump the chick! How about that?
You know, you guys were the ones who talked me into going out with her in the first place, and now I'm the bad guy?
Look, Freddie, you better just--
Stop. He's right. He should help his girlfriend.
Thanks. And I wasn't gonna leave you guys with no help. I got you guys a new tech producer. If you want him.
Who?
He's really good with the tech stuff.
Who?
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