What did you get?
It's a teeny video camera disguised as a piece of pie! [takes out a giant plastic piece of pie with a very conspicuous camera lens on it. Carly and Sam laugh]
Yeah, who wouldn't that fool?
It looks real.
Yeah. Like a real piece of pie with a camera lens on the side!
Look, it comes with a giant fork! [holds up the fork]
Give it! [snatches fork back] This is a quality piece of spy equipment!
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous.
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