[First lines of the very first iCarly show]
Hey there, people of Earth! I'm Carly Shay, and this is our very first webcast of a little show we call iCarly!
She's Carly!
She's Sam!
Sam I am!
Carly, Sam.
I think they're clear.
Demonstrate the thing.
Oh, yeah. [presents her signature remote] With this item provided by our dorky friend Freddie...
THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL!
We can do this... [plays applause noises] And this... [plays groaning noises] And this. [plays rock music as she and Carly dance around]
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