Okay, Jeb. You ready to audition?
Yeah. I will be performing a scene from a French play called La Ou Est Ma Femme.
Okay...
We don't know what that means, but knock us out. Rolling?
Uh... rolling.
[clears throat; French accent] BUT, BUT, WHERE DID SHE GO?! I DON'T KNOW! BUT WHEN WILL SHE BE BACK?!? I DON'T KNOW!! WELL, WHERE CAN I FIND HER!?! I TELL YA, I DO NOT KNOW!!!
[long pause]
Okay!
Nice job!
[Both applaud as Jeb leaves]
What'd you think?
[French accent] I DON'T KNOW!
[French accent] YOU DON'T KNOW?!?
[French accent] I TELL YOU, I DO NOT KNOW!!
[French accent] BUT YOU MUST KNOW!!!
[French accent] HOW CAN I KNOW WHEN I DO NOT KNOW!!!???
[French accent] I DON'T KNOW!!!!
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