[Marshall has arrived home from his job interview.]
Hey baby, how'd it go?
Lily, this year, this nasty schoolyard bully of a year will not stop punching me in the face. How did we kick off 2011? My dad died. And now, after five months of unemployment, I just blew my dream job. Good news is, in a few seconds, I'm gonna start heaving my guts out because that's what life is to me now: just losing what's inside until I'm just empty.
Baby, come here.
I just want to shut my eyes for a few seconds before it starts.
[Marshall goes to his bedroom and lies down.]
And Marshall slept...[the set darkens and then lights up again] All night.
[Marshall wakes up to find out that he hadn't gotten sick at all. In a later scene, Lily comes into the room]
Lily, it's a miracle! I didn't get sick! I-I-I didn't get sick.
I know, baby. [reveals a pregnancy tester in her hands] ... I'm pregnant.
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