[Inside the Move This truck on the way to Sam Gibbs' house, Ted and Robin discuss how to market him to a blind date.]
[to Robin typing on Blackberry] Ted Mosby is solid as a rock. No, dependable. No, rugged. No-
Why don't I go to the Chevy website and copy down the adjectives?
I just want to hit that perfect middle ground.
How about if we just go wildly to both extremes and let them balance each other out? [reads message] "Ted Mosby is really handsome but extremely violent and really rich, but lacks bladder control-" [truck hits bump; Ted and Robin are jolted] Oh damn, that last bump just made me hit Send.
No, no.
Don't worry, everyone will get it's a joke.
No they won't, they'll think...wait. Everyone?
[Lily, Marshall, James, and Barney at the cab also received the message]
[reads message] "Really rich"? [Everyone laughs]
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