[Ted has just asked Marshall and Lily to set him up with a potential wife]
You want us to arrange your marriage?
Absolutely! Look, there are two sides to dating - picking and getting picked. Getting picked I'm good at. Ladies love Teddy Westside.
You're waiting for me to comment on your 'self-assigned nickname.' [Pause] Well here's my comment: I LOVE IT!
Really?
Teddy Westside? Continue!
It's the picking I suck at, I pick the wrong girls! But you guys are the best pickers I know. You picked each other!
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