[Intro scene]
In the fall of 2009, a new couple moved in upstairs. We haven't met them yet, but we could hear them - all the time. Well they were always - well, let's just say, playing the bagpipes. [Ted is caught by surprise and Robin appears]
Okay, this is ridiculous, I can't believe those two are still bagpiping.
I know, it's been six hours. Must be that tantric bagpiping that Sting's into.
She's keeping on saying to play the bagpipes harder, but it sounds like he's bagpiping her pretty hard. There's a glass of water in my bedroom that's vibrating like Jurassic Park.
[to neighbors] You have neighbors. Shut the bagpipes up!
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