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S5 E2

How I Met Your Mother · Season 5, Episode 2

Lily, Marshall and others in “Double Date”

[During Marshall's fantasy with Lily dying of a hiccup disorder]

Lily

It's time, baby.

Marshall

[crying] I will never love again!

Lily

No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and...plow her like a cornfield. [hiccups and dies; Marshall cries]

[at Lily's funeral]

Pastor

...and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield. [Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying]

[An appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl]

Busty Delivery Girl

Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.

Marshall

[looks up at heaven] This is for you, Lil. [to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt] Where do I sign? [necks her]

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