[as Doctor X] Doctor X here, shooting truth bullets at you from an undisclosed location, 'cause if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down.
[listening with Lily at their dorm room] You're on the third floor of the Student Center next to the game room, you tool!
Been reading a lot of letters about my segment on how racist this school's meal plan is.
How can there be any letters if no one knows where you are, douche?
That's why I'm organizing a happening outside the Dining Hall. Monday, at midnight. Time has come that these puppet masters took this ignorance of justice off the menu.
[cuts in during broadcast] Hey Ted, we need a fourth one for foosball. What are you doing here, anyway?
Dude, get out of here, be there in a sec. [resumes Doctor X spiel] Remember, Dining Hall at midnight. Another Doctor X happening. I'll be there, 'cause X marks the spot-ot-ot-ot...
[in present day] If you think people liked your show, they did not-ot-ot-ot...
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