So let me get this straight. A funeral is the one time you don't suit up?
Have I taught you nothing, Ted?
Virtually.
Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.
Sartorial?
Of, or pertaining to, tailors or their trade. Suits are for the living. That's why, when it's my time to R.I.P. I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. [In a high-pitched voice] What up? [Raises his hand in anticipation for a high-five]
[Everybody walks past Barney except Marshall, who giggles and gives him a high-five]
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