[At Lily's apartment, Ted and Lily try to patch up over the dirty word]
Oh, shut up. You think I don't know your fake apologies by now, Ted Mosby? You're clearly still mad at me.
I'm not mad at you.
Yes you are.
[seething] I am NOT mad at you Lily, now can we please just...
I've apologized to Marshall and he's forgiven me, and we've moved past it. Why can't you?
Because you've never apologized to me. Marshall's not the only one you walked out on. You leave for three months, you don't even call? Come on, Lily we're supposed to be friends!
Yeah, some friend, you called me a Grinch!
You were a grinch!
How can you...
Grinchy, grinch grinch grinch, grinch grinch grinch.
[All the lights in the apartment turn off.]
Happy?! Now you've pissed off the big guy upstairs.
Yeah, i'm sure God cares if I-
You use that language again, and i'll turn off your water!
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