I will tell you my most humiliating story.
Yeah, Victoria! Way to step up.
OK, it involves a game of "Truth or Dare", a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community.
FTFuture Ted
Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way in hell I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, it wasn't that great.
[staring goggle-eyed at Victoria] That is the greatest story ever!
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