Why don't we just... dance. And have a great time. And when it's over, never see each other again.
Unless-
No. No unless. No e-mails, no phone numbers, not even names. Tonight, we'll make a memory that will never be tarnished. Then, when we're old and gray, we'll look back on this moment... and it'll be perfect.
Wow... Okay I'm in.
[enthusiastically] Okay!
I guess, uh, what, we'll need fake names?
Um... you can call me Buttercup. [Ted and "Buttercup" shake hands]
Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm... Lando Calrissian. [Victoria laughs] Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded in-
[with bridesmaid on his arm] Hey Ted, Ted, Ted, look! I got a bridesmaid! Ted Ted look, Ted! The second hottest bridesmaid! Ted, look! See you Ted.
[to Victoria] So I'm Ted.
Victoria.
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