Marshall, Ted and others in “The Pineapple Incident”

Marshall

You okay?

Ted

Sure. Why?

Marshall

Ah... I don't know. Girl of your dreams... dating a billionaire.

Ted

Okay, first of all, hundred-millionaire. And second, she's not the girl of my dreams, we're just friends. Look, it would not be smart if we got together. I..I mean, I'm looking to settle down, she's looking for a.... [Barney starts snoring]

Barney

Wha...? You done? Great. Check out table number four. See that little hottie on the end? She's short, but has an ample bosom. I love it! She's like half boob. [whispers to Ted] Let's go.

Ted

Yeah, and say what? What's our big opening line?

Barney

It was, uh... 'Daddy's home.'

Ted

Daddy's home?

Barney

Yeah!

Ted

Okay, you... you want us to go over there, right now, and say to those girls, 'Daddy's home.' Really think about that, Barney.

Barney

Hmm... yeah, I think it's pretty solid.