Ted: Barney.
Barney: Yeah, what's up?
Ted: You have a time sheet? No one else does.
Barney: Yeah, so? [Ted steals paper] Hey! That's my private personal business!
Ted: "Court Mandated Community Service"??
Robin: Oh my god, you're on probation? What did you do?
Barney: That's my private personal business!
[flashback to Barney running away after peeing on a wall.]
Barney: I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church!
Ted: You peed on a church?
Barney: I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!
Ted: You are evil!
Robin: All is right with the world again.
Barney: Yeah, what's up?
Ted: You have a time sheet? No one else does.
Barney: Yeah, so? [Ted steals paper] Hey! That's my private personal business!
Ted: "Court Mandated Community Service"??
Robin: Oh my god, you're on probation? What did you do?
Barney: That's my private personal business!
[flashback to Barney running away after peeing on a wall.]
Barney: I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church!
Ted: You peed on a church?
Barney: I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!
Ted: You are evil!
Robin: All is right with the world again.
Ted : Barney.
Barney : Yeah, what's up?
Ted : You have a time sheet? No one else does.
Barney : Yeah, so? [Ted steals paper] Hey! That's my private personal business!
Ted : "Court Mandated Community Service"??
Robin : Oh my god, you're on probation? What did you do?
Barney : That's my private personal business!
[flashback to Barney running away after peeing on a wall.]
Barney : I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church!
Ted : You peed on a church?
Barney : I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!
Ted : You are evil!
Robin : All is right with the world again.
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