Barney.
Yeah, what's up?
You have a time sheet? No one else does.
Yeah, so? [Ted steals paper] Hey! That's my private personal business!
"Court Mandated Community Service"??
Oh my god, you're on probation? What did you do?
That's my private personal business!
[flashback to Barney running away after peeing on a wall.]
I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church!
You peed on a church?
I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!
You are evil!
All is right with the world again.
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