[Lily confronts Ted and Marshall at the hospital over their sword fight]
On Monday I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin' broadsword!
Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through.
I'm sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?
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