[Ted and The Mother meet at McLaren's over a wedding matter]
Did you wire the down payment to the castle guy? [to Barney] I got a castle guy.
I've got, like, three castle guys. And a moat guy.
So I didn't wire the payment because I don't think we can get married in September.
What-What, why? -
Because, when I do get married, I kind of want to fit in my dress. [makes belt motion around waist]
Why wouldn't you f - [catches on that The Mother is pregnant] No!!
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