[Marshall and Lily help Marvin settle on his first day of college at Wesleyan in 2030]
My baby boy's in college. Did you pack enough undies?
MWMarvin Waitforit Eriksen
Yes, Mom! [shushes]
Your father did a lot of puking in these hallowed halls - from binge studying. [to Lily] Saved it.
That reminds me mister, no underage drinking. No good comes from hanging out in bars and getting drunk.
MMarvin
But every story from your 20s starts in a bar.
[stern] Listen to your mother.
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