[Ted admits that he broke up with Victoria because of Robin, who wants to know the truth]
I'm not gonna answer the question, because you know the answer. You want to talk about my Top Five? There's no Top Five, Robin, there's just a Top One - and it's you. And the only reason I'm saying it is, 'cuz I know it's not gonna change anything. You and Barney are getting married today. If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening.
I thought you don't like guns.
I'm the best man. I swore on the Bro Code. I don't want to go to Bro Hell.
Bro Hell sounds bad.
I'm sure Barney's got a whole thing about Bro Hell.
But... What about when we get back from our honeymoon? What about our first night out at the bar, what then? Is it gonna be weird?
No.
How can you be so sure?
Because I'm not gonna be there. I'm moving to Chicago.
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