Hey, are you okay? You look stressed. Plus, you muttered a few words out loud. I heard "lonely" and "unicorn", which actually gave me a great idea for a children's book, so... thank you. Are you okay?
No, but there's nothing you can do.
Do you wanna cookie? [Offers a container of cookies]
Yes... yes I do! [Grabs a cookie]
Whoa! You just took a cookie from a complete stranger on a train. I like how trusting you are. There could be drugs or poison in there.
But there's not, is there?
No idea, I found them under my seat.
[Lily spits out cookie]
No! Kidding! Sorry! You looked stressed so I thought you could use a cookie and then I thought you could use a joke, I should have stopped at the cookie.
You know what? I don't care if these are poisoned. There's chocolate and peanut butter and caramel in these sumbitches.
I call them sumbitches! [smiles and laughs along with Lily]
...And that's how Lily met your mother.
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