[Lily has seen a House For Sale sign at Ted's newly remodeled house]
Why would you move to Chicago?
Because it's the perfect town for me. I-it's like a Clevelandy New York and don't act like you haven't noticed. My hair excels in the wind. Besides, you're moving to Rome.
Yeah for a year and when we get back, we need you to be here waiting for us, hopefully in this house with your future bride.
What future bride?
The girl. She's out there walking around New York City right now, probably in a pair of really cute boots that she's gonna let me borrow whenever I want because we're the same size. She's out there, Ted.
Is she, really? Because I've looked. I've looked high and low for someone I can love and adore and cook waffles for. The closest I've come is Marshall.
He does love your waffles.
It's the cinnamon. I add cinnamon. She's not in New York. Maybe in Chicago.
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