[Barney joins Lily and Robin at the bar]
So, last night, Brandi and I went to the WWN studios where my high-pressure system was ready to slam into her warm front...
[flashback to WWN Studios]
So Barney, the studio's unlocked, the weather map is up, ready to do it in 17 different states at once?
Um, actually, I don't think I want to do that. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go. [leaves her]
So, you didn't sleep with her?
Nope. I spent the night thinking how everything I've done since Quinn and I broke up has been a cry for help. Dressing up a dog like me, hooking up with all those nannies...
Bro-Bibs.
Nah those are solid.
Still want in.
I realized that I'm searching. Searching for what I really want in life, and you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.
Barney...
But I'm going to figure it out. I have to. Good night, guys.
God I feel awful. Barney is going through something big and here I've been obsessing about one stupid final hookup to get him out of my system. He needs space and time to figure this out - and I have to give it to him.
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