[Barney is ready to get back on the market at MacLaren's]
Welcome to Bangtoberfest! Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt, [shoots T-shirt roll at Ted] I'm back! Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt, I'm single again! [continues shooting rolls; one hits woman] Sorry about your eye, I'm available!
[reads shirt message] Bangtoberfest. This time it's really not personal.
Barney, you went through some really emotional stuff. You need to give yourself some time to heal.
Robin, I spent seven grand on merch. This is happening. [puts cap on Robin's head]
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