Start treating Jabba for Pickwicken Syndrome. His 96 double Zs are probably putting pressure on his chest and suffocating him.
His CO2 and oxygen stats are normal.
For you and me, what's normal for a hippopotamus? Get a detailed medical history.
From who? He was bought in alone.
And I doubt a guy who weighs 600 pounds bothers with annual physicals.
Talk to the neighbors, search the house, let's see what Shamu's been up to besides eating. This conversation is over because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy.
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