Start treating Jabba for Pickwicken Syndrome. His 96 double Zs are probably putting pressure on his chest and suffocating him.
His CO2 and oxygen stats are normal.
For you and me, what's normal for a hippopotamus? Get a detailed medical history.
From who? He was bought in alone.
And I doubt a guy who weighs 600 pounds bothers with annual physicals.
Talk to the neighbors, search the house, let's see what Shamu's been up to besides eating. This conversation is over because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy.
[Dr. Cameron went to the patient's house]
That you and George have the same taste in home furnishing and women.
Danish modern and Russian gymnasts?
[About getting the patient on the MRI machine]
The weight limit's obviously just an estimation, its not like it can hold 450 pounds fine and it'll instantly collapse at 451.
He's not one pound over, he's a 150 pounds over.
I don't care, he still deserves the same standard of care as anyone else.
And you believe the machine will stand on principle?
[On George, the extremely obese patient] He wants to be discharged.
Oh right, places to go, people to eat.
G George
You must be Dr. House.
And you must be full of bologna. Lot of it.
G George
Right! Fat joke! Always fun, the only people you can still make fun of.
And Christians. Oh, and black people.
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