I quit.
[pause] You can't quit.
I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
“Epic Fail” · Season 6, Episode 3
In this episode: Gregory House (3), Eric Foreman (3), Thirteen (2), James Wilson (1), Allison Cameron (1)
You saw House, how was he?
He was... good. He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird.
What was my one condition for allowing you to tag along?
Try not to be a jerk. I'm trying. I'm just failing.
Roll your meatballs and keep an open mind. [After a few seconds] How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now?
They're smoking. Your balls.
Oh! Ow. No, no. They're browning way too fast.
Blue is the color you got to watch out for.
Enough!
Taste this.
God. This might be the best thing I've ever eaten... and yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now.
I brought you a donut. [pause] The florist was closed.
I'll get a vase and put it in water.
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