We're discussing your new patient.
Must be a boring discussion, considering that I haven't accepted a new patient.
“Daddy's Boy” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (2), Eric Foreman (1), Robert Chase (1), Allison Cameron (1)
Why would you need $5,000?
Bad night at poker or a great night with a hooker.
Thank you for saving me the trouble of deflecting that personal question with a joke.
You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.
Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.
If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?
I didn't. Just wanted to see if you would give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you draw the line.
You're ... you're trying to... objectively measure how much I value our friendship?!
Hey, it's five grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
JHJohn House
Last I checked, you still have two legs.
[holds up cane] Actually, three.
JHJohn House
You know what your problem is, Greg?
Shifting gears?
JHJohn House
You just don't know how lucky you are.
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