If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?
I didn't. Just wanted to see if you would give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you draw the line.
You're ... you're trying to... objectively measure how much I value our friendship?!
Hey, it's five grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
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