In the Senator's condition, a spleen biopsy could easily cause sepsis and kill him!
Why do you do this to me? Now if I kill him, I can't tell the judge I had no idea of the risks involved.
“Role Model” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Allison Cameron (1)
[giving differential diagnosis] Idiopathic T-cell deficiency?
Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots 'cause we can't figure out what's causing it. Give him a whole body scan.
You hate whole body scans.
'Cause they're useless. Could probably scan every one of us and find five different doodads that look like cancer. But, when you're 4th-down, 100 to go, in the snow, you don't call a running play up the middle. Unless you're the Jets.
[House leaves]
I hate sports metaphors.
SSenator
What will the voters think? If they find out I've had a b-b-brain biopsy?
This could leave you b-b-b-b-brain damaged...and you're worried about NASCAR dads?
[to black Senator] You're not going to become President either way. They don't call it the White House because of the paint job.
Ed Vogler is a brilliant businessman, a brilliant judge of people, and a man who has never lost a fight. You know how I know that the new ACE inhibitor is good? Because the old one was good. The new one is really the same, it's just more expensive. A lot more expensive. See, that's another example of Ed's brilliance. Whenever one of his drugs is about to lose its patent he has his boys and girls alter it just a tiny bit and patent it all over again. Making not just a pointless new pill, but millions and millions of dollars. Which is good for everybody, right? Except for the patients. Psht. Who cares? They're just so damn sick. God obviously never liked them anyway.
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