What the hell are those?
Candy canes.
Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
No, i-it's Christmas and I, I thought...
Relax, it's a joke.
“Damned If You Do” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Robert Chase (1), Allison Cameron (1)
In ten seconds, I'm going to announce that I gave her [the patient] the wrong dosage.
[Taken aback] You're going to admit negligence?
Unless you leave the room, you'll have to testify as a witness. [Cuddy crosses her arms] Five, four, three, two... So there I was in the clinic, drunk, I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find and.... [Cuddy leaves quickly]
NNun
Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
I thought that was a job requirement for you people.
How is the nun?
Which one?
The cute one, I think she likes me. The sick one, obviously.
SASister Augustine
Why is it so difficult for you to believe in God?
What I have difficulty with is the whole concept of belief. Faith isn't based on logic and experience.
SASister Augustine
I experience God on a daily basis...and the miracle of life all around--the miracle of birth, the miracle of love. He is always with me.
Where is the miracle in delivering a crack-addicted baby? Hmm? Then watching her mother abandon her 'cause she needs another score. Miracle of love. You're over twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.
SASister Augustine
Are you trying to talk me out of my faith?
You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the street, I know you look both ways.
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