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Hotel Hell · Season 1, Episode 1

Gordon, Robert and others in “Juniper Hill Inn, Part One”

Gordon

Are you always this pathetic?

Robert

I am not pathetic.

Gordon

Well when are you going to stand up and start showing some respect for your team, and start growing a pair, to sort of understand the mess you're in?

Robert

I understand the mess we're in.

Gordon

Right.

Robert

I'm fighting for the team.

Gordon

You dug the fucking hole...

Robert

Yes.

Gordon

...and put them in it! So they're fucked!

Robert

They don't have to work here.

Gordon

Oh, my God!

Robert

I mean, you know, the bottom line is...

Gordon

How dare you?

Robert

No, they don't have to work here!

Gordon

How DARE you? How FUCKING DARE you! "They don't have to work here." Oh, my God!

Robert

I, I - I - care -

Gordon

You disrespectful, disgusting man! "They don't have to work here." I don't think you realize how fucking lucky you are. Because if it wasn't for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 of them, you'd be driving that RV miles away from here!

Ryan

(interview) Robert definitely needs a reality check. It's life or death right now, and I don't think he actually realizes what kind of jeopardy this place is in.

Gordon

It's not all about you, Robert. Robert's world, Robert's bubble, Robert's dream. You're not the lord of the manor, and you're not The Great Gatsby. You're - you're, you're - you're Robert. There's only me in here.

Robert

Excuse me, excuse me.

Gordon

Go on then, you pompous fuck!

Robert

EXCUSE me! Don't talk to me like that.

Gordon

What - what's wrong with it? I want to know what's wrong with -

Robert

Don't speak to me like that!

Gordon

Well I'm telling you! Get your head out of your arse and start getting a little fucking real! You STILL haven't got it, that this place is sinking! Start paying a little more attention to the guys on the ground, understand how hard it is out there, forget your fucking... Antique Roadshow... and START from the bottom running this business! You're right: there's no structure! It's fragmented! The team needs a leader, they need a structure. They need a mentor, they need some... support! And all they get is nitpicked. What kind of motivation is that? All I've heard since I've been here is you're just blaming people. And I'm blaming you for not taking charge. GET FUCKING REAL. (walks out) Fucking hell...

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