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Hotel Hell · Season 1, Episode 1

Robert, Gordon and others in “Juniper Hill Inn, Part One”

Robert

When we typically take a reservation, we will tell people it's a three course meal.

Gordon

But that's... for the residents, I'm talking about a local coming in here.

Robert

We're reservation only though, so nobody walks in, we don't have a walk-in.

Gordon

What? How can you expect to appeal to the locals?

Robert

Um... we haven't identified the appropriate people to come here or...

Gordon

Hold on a minute. What do you mean, "appropriate people"?

Robert

People who can afford 59$ for three courses.

Gordon (narration)

"Appropriate people"? What a snob! Where does he think he is; The Ritz?

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