“I'm going to chop you down, tree.” – Melissa, Home Movies ... TV Quotes Database

[environmental film]

[as a lumberjack] I'm going to chop you down, tree.

[as a tree] Well, okay, but, um, don't, um, because what about the environment?

[as a skunk, moves from behind Brendon] Hello, I'm a skunk.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, um, I mean, don't chop down the forest.

Okay, I won't chop down the forest, just this tree.

But I'm a tree, and I'm a house for birds and chipmunks and cats and dogs. And I can be useful for people, too. I can be made into wood...

Oh, man. Chop it down.

I'm with you skunk.

Hey, you guys suck.

Lumberjack.

Yep?

Pass me that ax.

[chops Brendon down with the ax and falls down]

[bleeding maple syrup] Aaaah! It hurts!

You can't shut this one up.

Hope you learned your lesson, tree.

JMJason & Melissa

It's time to pay the price.

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