SShannon
Why is Brendon resigning?
Because he knows it wasn't a fair election, Shannon. You beat up Thurmond and stuffed the ballot boxes and threatened everybody.
SShannon
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
SShannon
No.
Then what happened to Thurmond Thackeray?
SShannon
I don't know, maybe he fell. He's a stupid, clumsy kid.
[on stage]] And so now I turn the office of the presidency over to the man who should have won. Ladies and gentlemen, Thurmond Thackeray.
[Thurmond walk onto the stage, trips and falls off the stage.]
Well, look at that.
He's not getting up.
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