If a woman holds up a stop sign, if she designed it, it would say "If you really knew me, you'd know what you should do right now."
“Read My Hips” · Season 2
In this episode: Tim Taylor (3), Jill Taylor (1), Al Borland (1)
I didn't know you wanted me home right away.
JJill
Well, what did you think I meant when I said how I was looking forward to seeing you and [Saying seductively] "I'll be waiting."
Oh, what was that supposed to mean, "I'll be waiting?"
JJill
Well, I was trying to be more subtle! What did you want me to say, "The kids are gone, I'm home alone, come and take me Big Daddy?"
Well, that I understand.
After all, a safe workplace is a happy workplace, isn't it?
I wouldn't know, Tim.
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