Well, I don't have to tell you how lucky a man would have to be to get Gertrude for a wife. She's a wonderful woman. Jolly disposition- great shot-putter.
Get to the point!
Well, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but- I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude.
I feel the same way.
Then why do you want me to marry her?
Are you crazy, Klink?! It's my niece Frieda and she's marrying Count von Hertzel!
[Trying to hide his relief] Count von Hertzel?
You thought I would ever let a Burkhalter marry a Klink?
But I understand Count von Hertzel is going to the Russian front!
He has changed his mind. I mean, uh, his orders have been changed.
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