What can I do for you, Major Hochstetter?
Are you aware that last Monday night an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Heydrich, knocked the Fuehrer's picture off the wall, and... everything!
No, I was playing cards with Captain Bruennschmier.
It is a great personal loss to me.
It was a great personal loss to me; he took me for fifty Marks!
But the antiaircraft shot down the bomber...
That's good.
But, the crew parachuted to safety...
Ooh, that's bad!
But, we know where they are hiding.
That's good! Where?
Here.
Here? Impossible!
Impossible? We shall see. I am ordering my men to search every inch of this camp.
Sir! I am Kommandant of Stalag 13!
That is exactly why I am ordering the search.
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