It's unbelievable! The most efficient POW camp in all of Germany, and we have no plumber!
Herr Kommandant, Corporal Schneider was our plumber.
Was?!
Before he was sent to the Russian Front.
Well, what idiot sent him to the Russian Front?! [Schultz looks pointedly at Klink.] Don't tell me what idiot.
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